Meeta gave herself a last look of admiration. Her careless green top, slipping from her inviting shoulder, perfectly matched with blue skirt, flaunting her effortlessly dazzling figure. A hint of kohl & a touch of gloss make her look like a diva. "I promise to make this date unforgettable" - she said to herself.
Picking up her blue tote, she stepped out of her flat. "Oh gaud, these grumpy aunties again" she exclaimed in a voice loud enough to make the bunch of clad in 6 yard cloth, look at her. She tried looking the other side, sparing her the to-come-well wishes.
"Arey beta aaj kaha chal di ghumne" the leader asked in an kadak tone doing a head to toe surveillance. Determined to avoid any dreadful situation, she kept walking & replied "kuch nhi antie bus friends k saath dinner".
Auntie A almost blocking her way - Arey ye konsa naya hair color lagaya h..bata to zara. Mein ne to chinki ko saaf mana kr diya ye sub krne ko kal ko koi kahe "ladki ko bigad diya".
While Meeta tried to recover and smile weakly, Auntie B - Aaj kal to yehi sub chalta hai bhai, roko bhi to koi maanta kaha. Wo kya kehte h "cool" ban na hai naa to ye sub zaruri hai. Aur kuch nhi sub TV ka kiya dhara hai dekho naa serials bhi A Grade aate hai. Bade acche lagte hai ka wo bed scene yaad hai, mjhse bhi nhi dekha gya.
While Meeta tried to recover and smile weakly, Auntie B - Aaj kal to yehi sub chalta hai bhai, roko bhi to koi maanta kaha. Wo kya kehte h "cool" ban na hai naa to ye sub zaruri hai. Aur kuch nhi sub TV ka kiya dhara hai dekho naa serials bhi A Grade aate hai. Bade acche lagte hai ka wo bed scene yaad hai, mjhse bhi nhi dekha gya.
Meeta again tried her best to escape with her "Acha antie chalti hu" when suddenly the leader spoke again - Aur ye akele rehne wale baccho ka to pata he nhi chalta. Sub man marzi karte hai. Abi dekho to meri mausi k bhanje ki beti bina bataye live-in mein reh rhi thi. Wo to parents surprise dene pahunche tub pata chala. Such kahu, aisa kaam to aaj tak pure khandaan mein kisi ne nhi kiya. Mujhe to apni shreya ki badi chinta.....sob sob....hoti hai...endless sobs
Not losing a moment to be kind Meeta offered her sympathy, looking at her watch. Nhi auntie, aise thodi hota hai. Aap chinta mat kariye.
Auntie B - Haan Bhabhi g, har ladki aise thodi hoti h (glancing at Meeta).
Meeta - Still standing with them, dumbstruck, looking around for fresh air. She is already late by 20 mins. She took out her smart phone and was about to answer her whatsapp when the dormant participant activates.
Auntie C - Aaj kal ki to baat he kya kare. "Wo" b bada common ho gaya hai. Bacche bhi aise baat karte hai jaise ki koi aam baat ho. Apni pichli building mein jo wo doctor hai naa keh rahi thi ki aaj kal to 17-18 saal ki ladkiya bhi "us k" liye aati h clinic. Meeta beta, tujhe bhi to mummy papa ne pure vishwaas ke saath yaha rehne bheja hai naa kabhi unhe dhokha mat dena beta. Tu to jaanti hai naa building mein aur bhi bacche hai unpe kya asar padega.
Before she suffocates any more, Meeta opened her bag, took out Cadbury 5 Star, grab a bite and offer the rest to #conditionserioushai anties. No more ready for an endless thank you mourning story, she turned to leave. Just before she drives away she called out -
Auntie date pe ja rhi hu boy friend ke saath. Aur haan, boy friend apni building k 5th floor pe he rehta hai:)
This post is written for #condition serious hai contest hosted by cadbury 5 star in association with Indiblogger.
This post is written for #condition serious hai contest hosted by cadbury 5 star in association with Indiblogger.
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